THE GEOGRAPHY

a faThEr wAs
reading a newspaper
he doesn't want to be
disturb by his little girl


so he cut out the map
of the world....
he tOre iT to pieces
and gave it to her
to assemble



after a while
she returned to him
the map all in
PERFECT...!!!!
ORDER.....


in its everyplace....


the surprised father said:
"HONEY YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT GEOGRAPHY,
SO HOW DID YOU DO IT..????"


the innocent girl replied:
"THE PICTURE OF JESUS IS AT THE BACK AND
I KNOW IF I HAD JESUS IN THE RIGHT PLACE,
THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE PERFECT..."

a short quote

a 4 yeARs oLd AsKEd HEr dAD:
" y dOeS mY lEG cRaMp ANd cUDnt FeEl ANYtHinG?"
dAd aNSWeRED: "Ue LeG BumS NuMB f U LAy sTill ANd DNT mOve BcOZ bLoOd dSnt cIrCuL8 PRopERly."
WeN d GirL TurNEd 16,
She FElL inLove aND exPRieNCeD HeR 1St HEaRtBReAk.
1 DaY, dAd SaW His DaAUGhtER LAyINg StIL WyL hOlDing Her CHeSt.
dAD AsKEd heR:" waT'S wRoNg?"
D gIrL SeD: Im TrYIng 2 maKE mY HeArT cRaMp sO i Cud B nUMb aND wuD b HuRt No More.."

THE SAVIOR BF

there was a girl
who loved her
bestfriend
more than her
boyfriend


after her sleep
she was so surprised
for what she saw



her bestfriend
who was beside her
full of blood


and his boyfriend
who was holding the knife


she called the police
and her boyfriend was
arrested and was
sentenced to death


after his boyfriends
death


one of her friend
told her

''''YOUR BESTFRIEND WAS ATTEMPTING TO RAPE AND KILL YOU'''''
''''YOUR SO LUCKY BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND IS THERE TO SAVE YOU"""

THE 6YRS OLD KID

there was a boy
who was a son
of a raped victim


he was such a
good,friendly,
caring,and
loving boy


but his mom
hated him
so much
bcoz of the
reason she was
raped that's
why she gave birth


one day the mom shouted
the boy
"I WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD IF YOU DIE"


but then one day
the mother realized
that she loved her
son so much
and she doesn't want
to lost it, and she's
ready to be a fulltime
good mother to the boy



on her way home after
mass on her BIRTHDAY



when she gOt home
she saw her son
blooding dead
and leaved a letter
for her


sayin'



'''MOM AS WHAT YOU'VE TOLD ME
THAT YOU'LL BE THE HAPPIEST
PERSON IN THE WORLD IF I DIE""
""MOM I'M GIVING YOU THE HAPPINESS
ON YOUR BIRTHDAY""
""GOODBYE MOM I LOVE YOU SO MUCH""

lOvers mEan stOry

there were
lovers in
the past
who used
to argue everyday


until one day
the bF called
his gf and invited
her gF to haVe
a serious talk



his gF went tO her bF's
hOuse and the bF bRought
hEr tO his rOOm


and then thE bF said

"iF yOu really love mEh give me what i want"

the giRl kissed her bF
and did somethin'



after the wonderfull "sEx"



the bF said
"you didn't let me talk for everything"
"what i really want is a break-up thanks for the sex i enjoyed it but i need to say goodbye" :C

You Cannot

You cannot Teach what
you dont know
you cannot give what you dont
have
you cannot forgive what you cant
forget

but
you can love
even if your
not bein love back

"I'm the Go-Between Who Loves the Guy"

Dear Doctor Love I need some advice. I had been secretly in love with someone, B., for the past 2 years. He and I are good friends, but he likes someone else, Kara, who is also my friend. So since it didn't seem possible for me to express my feelings for him, I helped him court Kara. Then Kara decided that she wasn't ready to commit, and broke up with him. He was so devastated that I didn't know what to do. He wanted me to help them come back together, so during our Christmas party, I got them to dance together. But somehow, I felt so sad I had to stop dancing and go somewhere to cry. Then when he came back and told me that Kara had rejected him again, I just didn't know if I should feel glad or sad, or anything at all. When I was about to leave the dance, he offered to send me off. We ended up discussing he and Kara. When he told me that he is willing to wait until Kara accepts him, I felt my heart die. I was so sad that i just wanted to end my feelings for him. So I asked him to close his eyes, kissed him and said goodbye. Since I didn't think we'd meet again, I thought everything would end there. But I cannot get my mind off him. Then I met Kara yesterday at a party. We left together and talked about their relationship. She told me that she's hesitant about the outcome and thus is not confident enough to make up with B. So I ended up encouraging her to accept B. Then I felt so rotten about myself that I went home to cry again. I'm hopeless and I don't think I can take it anymore. I don't think I can continue being their go-between aunt-agony anymore, but I can't tell Kara that I love her boyfriend. What should I do? In need of a break, Gone-Between My God! How much suffering can you inflict on yourself. Stay out of their relationship! Tell B. that he is too good to be with someone who doesn't love him and tell Kara that you don't want to be a go between. Also, don't tell either of them about your secret passion. He won't be ready for you unless he gets over her so tell him he is worth much more than this kind of suffering. Then give it some time. Meanwhile, act friendly to both. IF he comes to you, tell him that you care, but that he needs to work it out for himself. Tell him you know someone who likes him, but that you can't tell him till he gets over this. Then see what happens. Besides, this is a self-esteem issue for you. Don't you think you deserve someone for yourself? The only way to find out if there can really be anything between you and B. is to let him heal, and then see if he responds to you. Also, I wouldn't spend that much time with either of them right now. Hang out with others. You may actually meet someone else that you like even better. Waiting around won't get you anywhere and may actually be an unconscious statement that you don't think you can get your own guy. Believe me, you can.! Let me know how it goes. Good luck..